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The Slink (Malmo Mix)

from The Plaid Album by Jenifer McKitrick

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88 cents because 8's are ssss-slinky!
It's time to do the Slink, you guys.
Knees A Knocking!
Hips A Rocking!
Swing Your Arms!
Ooze Your Charms!

lyrics

THE SLINK
©2023 JMckitrick

Knees a-knockin' hips a-rockin
Dance craze!
It's called the slink
People going crazy nobody can be lazy
When it's time to do the slink

When your life is full of worry
Don't you rush and don't you hurry
You gotta slow down don't think
Move your arms ooze your charms
Come on down and do the slink

Lip-sync shrinky-dink Englebert Humperdink
Shimmy! Do the slink!
Overthink a tiddly-wink
Yinks drink pink ink
Shimmy! Do the slink!

When you don't know what to do
And life is creeping up on you
Don't stress don't think
You swing your arms ooze your charms
You gotta get get down and do the slink

Ice rink rice drink Rat Fink roller rink
Shimmy! Do the slink!
Your hair is a mess and you ripped your dress
Don't worry! Come on and do the slink!

When you don't know what you're wearing and
You don't know if you're daring
To talk to that cutie on the floor
When you're all mixed up and worried
Take your time don't you hurry
You gotta slow down to do the slink

Rinky-dink kinky twink it aint no coinky-dink
You're beautiful when you slink
Skank ho become a swank ho
Yeah that assy always classy when she sllnks.

Do the slink!
Do the slink!

Knees a-knockin and hips a-rockin
Shimmy! Do the slink!
Move your arms ooze your charms
Shimmy! Do the slink!

credits

from The Plaid Album, track released March 13, 2023
Joe Thomas: Saxophone
Chris Butler:Concept
Jenifer McKirrick- Everything else

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"Out of the cauldron of some collective folk unconscious, fueled by the energy of loss transcended, these are the timeless, haunted, twice-told tales of just how it is that the ghost has come to escape from the machine."--Sandy Pearlman, producer of Jenifer's album Glow ... more

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