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The Slink (Radio Edit)
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THE SLINK
©2023 JMckitrick
Knees a-knockin' hips a-rockin
Dance craze!
It's called the slink
People going crazy nobody can be lazy
When it's time to do the slink
When your life is full of worry
Don't you rush and don't you hurry
You gotta slow down don't think
Move your arms ooze your charms
Come on down and do the slink
Lip-sync shrinky-dink Englebert Humperdink
Shimmy! Do the slink!
Overthink a tiddly-wink
Yinks drink pink ink
Shimmy! Do the slink!
When you don't know what to do
And life is creeping up on you
Don't stress don't think
You swing your arms ooze your charms
You gotta get get down and do the slink
Ice rink rice drink Rat Fink roller rink
Shimmy! Do the slink!
Your hair is a mess and you ripped your dress
Don't worry! Come on and do the slink!
When you don't know what you're wearing and
You don't know if you're daring
To talk to that cutie on the floor
When you're all mixed up and worried
Take your time don't you hurry
You gotta slow down to do the slink
Rinky-dink kinky twink it aint no coinky-dink
You're beautiful when you slink
I know it and you know it
Yeah you'll always be happy when you slink.
Do the slink!
Do the slink!
Knees a-knockin and hips a-rockin
Shimmy! Do the slink!
Move your arms ooze your charms
Shimmy! Do the slink!
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There's a woman I know who lives in the city
She's a real cat lady got a couple dozen kitties
None of em are healthy and she's always at the vet
Those cats got diseases that we never seen yet
Roundworms, tapeworms, hookworms, rabies
Feline leukemia, fleas, ticks, scabies
Cat scratch disease from getting in cat fights
Giardia, salmonella, heartworm and ear mites
Münchausen cat lady
Münchausen cat lady
Münchausen cat lady
One sick puppy and a bunch of sick cats
Seizures in the basement
Vomit in the attic
Diarrhea everywhere
It's psychosomatic
She knows what to feed em to make em look sick
Dog food, tuna, liver, and milk
Chocolate and raisins
And sometimes whiskey
She never even once gave em
Any Little Friskies
She never feeds Buffy now she's a skeleton
She overfeeds Stella, now she's too fat
Münchausen cat lady
Münchausen cat lady
Münchausen cat lady
One sick puppy and a bunch of sick cats
Catzilla's got a cough
Cat Benatar's depressed
Snowflake's scratching, her skin is a mess
Fluffy's having tremors
And Snookums' got the pox
The two having seizures are
Slinky and Socks
None of em are healthy and she's always at the vet
The cats got diseases haven't been invented yet
Her veterinary bills are in the hundreds of housands
Crazy cat lady got Münchausen's
Roundworms, tapeworms, hookworms, rabies
Feline leukemia, fleas, ticks, scabies
Cat scratch disease from getting in cat fights
Giardia, salmonella, heartworm and ear mites
Her veterinary bills are in the hundreds of thousands
She's a crazy cat lady and she's got Münchausen's
(By proxy, yáll)
Münchausen cat lady
Münchausen cat lady
Münchausen cat lady
One sick puppy and a bunch of sick cats
A woman I know who lives in the city
She's a real cat lady got a couple dozen kitties
None of em are healthy and she's always at the vet
The cats got diseases haven't been invented yet
Some of the symptoms I can't even remember
Confusion, cough, diarrhea and tremors
Vomiting, seizures, bipolar depression
Dilated pupils and skin irritation
She knows what to feed em to make em look sick
When they went to London they ate spotted dick
Chocolate and raisins
And sometimes whiskey
She never once gave em
Any Little Friskies
Münchausen cat lady
Münchausen cat lady
Münchausen cat lady
One sick puppy and a bunch of sick cats
Münchausen cat lady
Münchausen cat lady
Münchausen cat lady
One sick puppy and a bunch of sick cats
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And my heart is breaking, breaking, breaking
On the shores of your eyes
And though I see the safe harbor it's out of reach, out of reach, out of reach
I'm out there stranded in an old rocking boat
With sails ripped and oars all broke
I can't send a signal, can't send a signal, can't send a signal to you
And my heart is breaking, breaking, breaking
On the shores of your eyes
And though I see the safe harbor it's out of reach, out of reach, out of reach
Laughing birds fly overhead, waves send sighs of sympathy yet they hold me here so far away, hold me here so far away, hold me here so far from you
I got a bottle but no paper or pen, my voice held captive by the wind
If you'd look up you'd see nothing but the sky
f you'd look up you'd see nothing but the sky
f you'd look up you'd see nothing
And my heart is breaking, breaking, breaking
On the shores of your eyes
And though I see the safe harbor it's out of reach, out of reach, out of reach.....out of reach
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Creep
04:30
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You've had enough of me
I understand
You can't take any more of me
I understand
You never talk about me
You never drink because of me
You never cry about me
Oh Oh Venetia
You're just a funky little pleasure hog
I'll just have to say goodbye to you
Do you understand
I don't want to lie to you
Come on I was just trying to be your friend
I talk too much for you
I think too much for you
I'm just too much for you
Oh Oh Venetia
I'm just a superspazz baby
Venetia
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I'm sorry my dear for going wrong with our love
I apologize honey there's so much that I'm guilty of
But things can't go right all the time
And yet they seem to go wrong all the time
Well I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry
Is that what you want me to say
Forgive me or is that asking too much
Forgive me and bring back your sweet touch
Well I'm hoping that you'll understand
I wasn't doing the best that I can
Yeah I want you I want you I want you
And it's making me mad
I'm not changing fast enough for you
Baby doll you're the same as when you met me too ooh oh
You're the best love honey
The best that I ever had
Gonna to share it with my mama
Gonna prove it to my dad
But I'm not telling them nothing
Until I know for sure you got something
Yeah and I love you I love you what else can I say
I'm not changing fast enough for you
Well baby you're the same as when I met you too ooh oh
I don't know if it's wrong or right
I only know I want to hold you tight
So come on little darling let's go
You know I need you tonight
You know I need you tonight
It's gonna be all right
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Some of my friends tell me I'm good looking and
I feel your big old green eyes cooking
Burning a couple of holes
In the side of my big fat head
You're like a scared bunny standing and staring
Full of self doubt and without any daring
Maybe you should go on home and go back to bed
Well you're actually kind of cute right there
With your eyeballs poppin and your jaw bone dropping
I'm watching you watching me in the reflection in the glass
I don't know what's stopping you from hopping on over
Have you never seen a four leaf clover
Red rover red rover come on move your ass
I'm ready
What's up doc you're starting yo bug me
I got no carrots but I'll let you hug me
Tell that doe in the hole goodbye
You're gonna leave her for beaver tonight
Cause this wide receiver's gonna give you a buck fever
But you're gonna have to see her if you wanna believe her
So hippity hop jack rabbit do it right
Well you're actually kind of cute right there
With your eyeballs popping and your job and dropping
I'm watching you watching me in the reflection in the glass
I don't know what's stopping you from hopping on over
Have you never seen a four leaf clover
Red rover red rover come on move your ass
I'm ready
You just keep gawking you should've been walking
And talking and asking my name
I guess you need nudging and I'm not big on judging
But at least one of us has game
What you gonna do when I come up to you with my 24 karat smile
Are you gonna look away when I give you my number
Or just keep staring a while
Well you're actually kind of cute right there
With your eyeballs popping and your job and dropping
Watching me watching you in the reflection in the glass
I don't know what's stopping you from hopping on over
Have you never seen a four leaf clover
Red rover red rover come on move your ass
Move that ass
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I planned to be rock star I ended up a teacher
I tried to see God they sent me to a preacher
I'd love to ride a Harley but I can't afford a Honda
I wish I had a house I'm in a one bedroom Conda
I'm Settling (Life was not supposed to be this way)
And I'm down (Life was not supposed to be this way)
I had to move back to Ohio from sunny California
My friends asked Oh why oh and they say "I tried to warn ya"
I'm Settling (Life was not supposed to be this way)
And I'm down (Life was not supposed to be this way)
I don't know how much more of this I can take (Swoop swoop swoop swoop )
The ocean just called me and said to jump in a lake (Swoop swoop swoop swoop )
I'm Settling (Life was not supposed to be this way)
And I'm down (Life was not supposed to be this way)
I'm Settling (Life was not supposed to be this way)
And I'm down (Life was not supposed to be this way)
I'd like to fly a rocket to the moon, that would be so sweet
But every time I take a flight I'm in the middle seat
I wish that I could be the queen getting coronated
The only crown I got was from a dentist that I hated
I'm Settling (Life was not supposed to be this way)
I'm down (Life was not supposed to be this way)
Oh man I just dont know how much of this I can take (Swoop swoop swoop swoop )
The ocean told me to go jump in a lake (Swoop swoop swoop swoop )
Things are getting worse they don't get better, if I could get a life I'd just end up deader
I'm Settling (Life was not supposed to be this way)
I'm down (Life was not supposed to be this way)
I'd like to skip ad dance up in the hill but I don't know how to frolic
And get drunk to the gills but I'm a freakin alcoholic
I wrote no literary works just a grocery list
I tried to learn to twerk but I could barely do the twist
I'm Settling (Life was not supposed to be this way)
I'm down (Life was not supposed to be this way)
I'm Settling (Life was not supposed to be this way)
I'm down (Life was not supposed to be this way)
The ocean told me to go jump in a lake
I'm Settling (Life was not supposed to be this way)
I'm down (Life was not supposed to be this way)
I wanted a set of China I just got paper plates
"Daddy can I go to Harvard?" " No, you're going to Kent State"
I did a jigsaw puzzle but the last piece was missing
I wrote a hit song but nobody listened
I'm Settling (Life was not supposed to be this way)
I'm down (Life was not supposed to be this way)
I'm Settling (Life was not supposed to be this way)
I'm down (Life was not supposed to be this way)
Oh oh oh I'm Settling (Life was not supposed to be this way)
I'm down (Life was not supposed to be this way)
I really dont know how much of this I can take (Swoop swoop swoop swoop )
I mean come on man The ocean just called me and said jump in a lake (Swoop swoop Swoop swoop)
Things are getting worse they're not gettin better, if I could get a life I'd just end up Deader
I'm Settling (Life was not supposed to be this way)
I'm down (Life was not supposed to be this way)
I'm Settling (Life was not supposed to be this way)
I'm down (Life was not supposed to be this way)
I missed the last boat I lost my first mate
I'm lookin at a calendar but I don't see a date
I used to have a future now I only have a past
I'd like to run for mayor but I'm not that fast
I'm Settling (Life was not supposed to be this way)
I'm down (Life was not supposed to be this way)
I'm Settling (Life was not supposed to be this way)
I'm down (Life was not supposed to be this way)
I'm Settling (Life was not supposed to be this way)
I'm down down down to the ground (Life was not supposed to be this way)
Ma and Pa Kettlin'
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The Slink (Malmo Mix)
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THE SLINK
©2023 JMckitrick
Knees a-knockin' hips a-rockin
Dance craze!
It's called the slink
People going crazy nobody can be lazy
When it's time to do the slink
When your life is full of worry
Don't you rush and don't you hurry
You gotta slow down don't think
Move your arms ooze your charms
Come on down and do the slink
Lip-sync shrinky-dink Englebert Humperdink
Shimmy! Do the slink!
Overthink a tiddly-wink
Yinks drink pink ink
Shimmy! Do the slink!
When you don't know what to do
And life is creeping up on you
Don't stress don't think
You swing your arms ooze your charms
You gotta get get down and do the slink
Ice rink rice drink Rat Fink roller rink
Shimmy! Do the slink!
Your hair is a mess and you ripped your dress
Don't worry! Come on and do the slink!
When you don't know what you're wearing and
You don't know if you're daring
To talk to that cutie on the floor
When you're all mixed up and worried
Take your time don't you hurry
You gotta slow down to do the slink
Rinky-dink kinky twink it aint no coinky-dink
You're beautiful when you slink
Skank ho become a swank ho
Yeah that assy always classy when she sllnks.
Do the slink!
Do the slink!
Knees a-knockin and hips a-rockin
Shimmy! Do the slink!
Move your arms ooze your charms
Shimmy! Do the slink!
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KARS 4 KIDS
03:38
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Sing along!
1 877 kars 4 kids,
k-a-r-s kars for kids,
1-877 kars 4 kids,
donate your car today
1 877 kars 4 kids,
donate your car today!
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