There's a woman I know who lives in the city
She's a real cat lady got a couple dozen kitties
But all of em are sick and she's always at the vet
The cats got diseases that we don't know yet

Roundworms, tapeworms, hookworms, rabies
Feline leukemia, fleas, ticks, scabies
Cat scratch disease from getting in cat fights
Giardia, salmonella, heart worm and ear mites

M​ü​nchausen cat lady
M​ü​nchausen cat lady
M​ü​nchausen cat lady
One sick puppy and a bunch of sick cats
M​ü​nchausen cat lady
M​ü​nchausen cat lady
M​ü​nchausen cat lady
One sick puppy and a bunch of sick cats

Seizures in the basement
Vomit in the attic
Diarrhea everywhere
It's psychosomatic
She knows what to feed em to make em look sick
Dog food, tuna, liver, and milk
Chocolate and raisins
And sometimes whiskey
She never once gave em
Any Little Friskies

She never feeds Buffy now she's just a skeleton
She overfeeds Stella, now she's too fat

M​ü​nchausen cat lady
M​ü​nchausen cat lady
M​ü​nchausen cat lady
One sick puppy and a bunch of sick cats
M​ü​nchausen cat lady
M​ü​nchausen cat lady
M​ü​nchausen cat lady
One sick puppy and a bunch of sick cats

Roundworms, tapeworms, hookworms, rabies
Feline leukemia, fleas, ticks, scabies
Cat scratch disease from getting in cat fights
Giardia, salmonella, heart worm and ear mites

Her veterinary bills are in the thousands
Crazy cat lady got M​ü​nchausen's

M​ü​nchausen cat lady
M​ü​nchausen cat lady
M​ü​nchausen cat lady
One sick puppy and a bunch of sick cats
M​ü​nchausen cat lady
M​ü​nchausen cat lady
M​ü​nchausen cat lady
One sick puppy and a bunch of sick cats

Catzilla's got a cough
Sheba's depressed
Snowflake's scratching, her skin is a mess
Fluffy's having tremors
And Snookums'got the pox
The two having seizures are
Slinky and Socks

There's a woman I know who lives in the city
She's a real cat lady got a couple dozen kitties
Her verterinary bills are in the thousands
Crazy cat lady got Muncjhausens

(By proxy, yáll)

M​ü​nchausen cat lady
M​ü​nchausen cat lady
M​ü​nchausen cat lady
One sick puppy and a bunch of sick cats
M​ü​nchausen cat lady
M​ü​nchausen cat lady
M​ü​nchausen cat lady
One sick puppy and a bunch of sick cats

Roundworms, tapeworms, hookworms, rabies
Feline leukemia, fleas, ticks, scabies
Cat scratch disease from getting in cat fights
Giardia, salmonella, heartworm and ear mites